still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I don't deserve a penis
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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