Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
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