He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
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this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
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Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I think your dad took our porno
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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