As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
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Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
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I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
My ass is underappreciated
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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