the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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