Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
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Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
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I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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