Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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