And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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