It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
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