I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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