I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
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you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
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How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
How naked do you want me to be?
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize