God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
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