i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
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I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
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It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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