she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
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All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
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How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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