Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
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She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
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Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
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