No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
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Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
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We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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