Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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