singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
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I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
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Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
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