I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
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when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
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we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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