big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Dick very happy bro
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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