If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
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last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
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soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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