problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
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Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
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Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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