JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
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Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
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so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
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IM LONELY AND HORNY
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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