You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
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