Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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