can we get nightvision for the apartment?
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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