My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
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Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
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Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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