she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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