She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
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