Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
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The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
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Who says no to sex and donuts?!
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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