Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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