Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
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There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
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that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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