The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
he shaved USA in his pubs
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
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If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
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Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
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