All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter