So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
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I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
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Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.