just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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