My nipple is on Facebook.
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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