Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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