Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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