He asked to "fluff my boner.."
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
i came on her dog
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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