i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
i've created a new STD.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
Randomize
