and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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