I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
Randomize
