I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Why did I cab home last night?
Because you said you were drunk, sad, and someone called you a hooker.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Randomize
