My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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