it was like having sex with a tree stump
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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