He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
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Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
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Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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