I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
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She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
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You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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