I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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