Soap is not a condiment
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
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I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
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Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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