very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Randomize
