Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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