Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
i need some magic done to my vagina
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Randomize
