Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
The Olympian is in my bed
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