all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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